little of this, little of that

never fear, loyal readers. i am alive. just haven't had a whole hell of a lot to say lately. ok, let's be honest, i never want for things to say. let's just say, i've had nothing blog-worthy happen to me lately.

i do have a few updates for you.

1. last week i officially started working on a new piece of business at work. i am now splitting my time between bfgoodrich tires online and the alliance for climate protection. you know me, i'm not happy unless i'm constantly challenged. so now that mr. al gore has an oscar and a nobel prize under his belt, he's decided to start spreading the word (via mass media) about impending climate change. and i get to be a part of that! FREAKING EXCITING! it will be so great to be a part of something bigger than selling chips. i knew there was a way to use my ad experience and do something worthwhile. things are looking up.

2. fall is upon us here in the mond of rich. leaves are falling, i've busted out the sweaters and i actually visited a pumpkin patch last weekend and bought a few to adorn my porch. so freaking domestic. kinda makes me wanna puke, but i'm not used to experiencing autumn so cut me some slack. i'm trying to do it up right. so there are 2 pumpkins and a crazy green and white striped gourd perched on my stoop. of course, mimi doesn't understand that they are, in fact, inanimate and growls at them every chance she gets. dumbass.

3. there is a show on tlc right now about some crazy couple that has 17 children. jesus. this woman has been having children for 26 years. am i the only one who thinks that's insane???

ok, mimi has started sawing logs next to me on the couch, so i guess it's time to hit the sack. do you think dogs can have sleep apnea? i'll have to research that this week. love you all and will write more soon.